After furious protesting in Paris on Friday, lead by the feminist group Osez Le Feminisme, French government official's have agreed on a ten-year plan to remove masculine and feminine tenses from the French language.
The decision was made after hours of intense pressure, which included pink graffiti being sprayed on the door of a French language school and the defacing of a Gillette advertisement in the Bastille area.
The ruling French Socialist Party announced Saturday that Culture & Communications Minister Fleur Pellerin is to lead a body of prominent feminists tasked with the 'degendering' of the French language, moving towards a gender neutral system by 2026.
A spokesperson for Osez Le Feminisme told reporters, "We can now look forward to a France in which our daughters can play Rugby, free of the ingrained falsehood that tells them Rugby is a game for boys, a France where our sons are not subjected to homophobic slurs simply because they enjoy the occasional sausage.”
Osez Le Feminisme also claimed responsibility for the barrage of disgruntled tweets aimed towards the Twitter accounts of Duolingo and Babbel, as well as Dutch footballer Ryan Babel who was mistaken for the latter.
Language institutes and schools across the French-speaking world have been quick to express outrage at the French government’s decision, with the hashtag '#LAfĂ©ministe' trending on Twitter since Friday night, in an apparent display of defiance from the French public & the language communities.
However, some experts have argued that we will see a spike in the number of people learning French - particularly those from English speaking backgrounds; year 10 student Reece from Southborough High School in South London welcomes the transition, “it will definitely be more easier now because it was hard with the woman and the man terms and that.”
However not all students were happy, Year 8 Student Tamjit said “It's frustrating for students like myself who have dedicated additional hours of my time in order to master the nuances of the French language, only for the foundations of the language to be dismantled on the nonsensical premise that masculine and feminine tenses are a prerequisite to sexism.”
Amid all the fallout from Saturday's historic decision one thing is clear, French President François Hollande remains undeterred, responding to his critics on Saturday he poignantly remarked, “Je suis Charlene. Nous somme Charlene."